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Monarch: 21’s bailing on us.
Dr. Girlfriend: What?!
Monarch: Ask Him..
21: It’s true! I’m sick of this! I’m slightly drunk, I’m talking to the ghost of my fucking dead friend! I’m probably in love with you and so yeah whatever I’m over it!
21: We made out!
Dr. Girlfriend: Well that’s a stretch..
Monarch: Where was I then huh?
21: Where were you?! You were there, we were on top of you! WE MADE OUT ON YOU!
Monarch: So you had a drunken threesome, join the fucking club! We’re villains you crybaby! We swing! I watched my wife suck Mantoclause dry and then make him breakfast!
21: What?! You guy’s are nuts! You’re crazy! Fuck You! Fuck this completely crappy fucking excuse for a fucking prom!
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Watch: A what? Well of course I do, it’s when you fist a guy and you open up your hand inside his ass and grab his.. What? No, he’s laying down. Then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
Ward: WRONG! A “Rusty Venture” is a straight move! Ok, it’s when you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don’t let her go to the can, you have anal sex with her and she craps all over your dick so right when you’re about to get off you take it out and blow shit cum on her back.
Watch: That’s a “Rusty Venture”?
Ward: No, that’s the “Rusty” part, the “Venture” part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
Watch: Are you getting this?
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Dr. Girlfriend: Oh shit! We left our prisoner in the trunk!
Monarch: And the paper work! GO GET THEM!
Monarch: Please? I don’t wanna get my wings wet..
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Shore Leave: Out of the gate you ask for a “Rusty Venture” that is bold, that is bold my friend! Kudos!
Dr. Venture: What, I have bubbly in my room..
Al: You do realize that a “Rusty Venture” is when you take your finger and run it around a a guys asshole while you pull the guy off into his own face.
Dr. Venture: WHAT?! My name is a sex act?! When did that happen?!
Shore Leave: Like in the 80’s, and Al is way off. A “Rusty Venture” is when you sixty-nine and fill each others mouth with cum and then turn over and blow spoog into each others crack.
Dr. Venture: Good lord! How can that be named after me?!S4 E16 Operation: P.R.O.M
Dermott: Hank! Stop fuckin’ playing!
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Dr. Venture: You’re getting face all over me! HOT MELTING FACE!
S4 E1 Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel
